Halloween- Trumpkin Style by Elizabeth Zabell

Because of my greatness, you have seen me all over the internet. I am gaining in popularity and will have the office of the President of the United States next year. Let's keep the momentum going! Focus on what is big, orange and that will make America great again! (I am the only one who can accomplish this.)

Lot's of treats and no tricks. Like saying that I am slipping in the polls. We all know that is not true and the media are against me because I am so fantastic. That's a silly trick, media. When I am POTUS you will see the wrath of Trumpkin. 

Happy Halloween Trumpkin fans. Don't forget to submit your #Trumpkins for my contest. Winner will receive a Trumpkin 2016 shirt. 

Trumpkin Carving Contest by Elizabeth Zabell

Howdy Trumpkin fans. I've been busy making America great again one day at a time. By surging in the polls for the GOP, I am showing all of the other candidates who is boss. And who is a better boss than me? Nobody. 

I am hosting a Trumpkin Carving Contest. It's going on now through Halloween. Send me photos of your best Trumpkin and the winner gets a prize. The loser has to listen to Hillary Clinton's speeches on repeat for a day. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to my loyal Trumpkin supporters. You can post the pictures on my Twitter page @Donald_Trumpkin. Questions? Leave them in the comments or on Twitter. 

May the best Trumpkin win! Like I will. 

Where Is The Pumpkin Capital Of The World? by Elizabeth Zabell

You may have seen me featured on websites recently such as MashableAOL and Latin Times. I'm gaining in popularity and will soon become the ruler of these United States. Trump Forever!

Did you know that the pumpkin capital of the world is Morton, Illinois? I didn't and frankly I don't give a damn. The only capital I care about is the one in Washington D.C. You'll be seeing me there in 2016. 

I expect to get even bigger and full of more hot air, so stay tuned for more #Yuge Trumpkin shenanigans. 

Donald Trumpkin In The News by Elizabeth Zabell

Have you been reading the news lately? If you are reading it in the right places, you will see that people are writing about me, Donald Trumpkin. Thanks, Mashable, for showing some pictures of me and my sexy body. Latin Times had a good writeup, too. I'm getting ready for Halloween! AOL is even catching on to my greatness. Keep your eyes peeled for more Trumpkin fun coming at you! 

How To Make America Great Again by Elizabeth Zabell

Hello to my Trumpkins! I am here to tell you how to make America great again! I will do this several ways. First and foremost, let me take some time to introduce myself. I am Donald Trumpkin. Don't mistake me for my Daddy- the real Donald Trump. I am created from the same magical things as he is- the color orange, big opinions, lots of hot air and the ability to create change. Not like Obama change. Nobody has time for that anymore. I am talking about the things that matter most to us. 

The first thing I will do is build a huge wall around this great country of ours to keep out all of the illegals. As a New Yorker, I know that the Statue of Liberty says some pretty idiotic things like "Give me your tired, your poor" and "Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,". I don't think so. None of that will happen on my watch. We need a country of winners, not losers and criminals. I also plan on replacing that sign with something better like "Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive." (Donald Trump). Make sense to you? Good.

The next part of my plan for world domination is to start taxing those Chinese on their cheaply made goods. That's right, I said it. That "Made In China" label is dooming this country into poverty. It's time to have Americans producing for the American people. Not some third world nation like China. By bringing jobs back, the quality will improve and we won't be saddled with debt to other countries like China.

I can keep going on and on- and believe me, I will. But I will leave you with this thought. A wise man once said "What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." That man is going to be President of the United States in 2016. The one. The only. The Donald. Stay tuned to my thoughts and musings here and on my various social media channels. And remember, Orange Is The New Barack.