How To Make America Great Again / by Elizabeth Zabell

Hello to my Trumpkins! I am here to tell you how to make America great again! I will do this several ways. First and foremost, let me take some time to introduce myself. I am Donald Trumpkin. Don't mistake me for my Daddy- the real Donald Trump. I am created from the same magical things as he is- the color orange, big opinions, lots of hot air and the ability to create change. Not like Obama change. Nobody has time for that anymore. I am talking about the things that matter most to us. 

The first thing I will do is build a huge wall around this great country of ours to keep out all of the illegals. As a New Yorker, I know that the Statue of Liberty says some pretty idiotic things like "Give me your tired, your poor" and "Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,". I don't think so. None of that will happen on my watch. We need a country of winners, not losers and criminals. I also plan on replacing that sign with something better like "Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive." (Donald Trump). Make sense to you? Good.

The next part of my plan for world domination is to start taxing those Chinese on their cheaply made goods. That's right, I said it. That "Made In China" label is dooming this country into poverty. It's time to have Americans producing for the American people. Not some third world nation like China. By bringing jobs back, the quality will improve and we won't be saddled with debt to other countries like China.

I can keep going on and on- and believe me, I will. But I will leave you with this thought. A wise man once said "What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." That man is going to be President of the United States in 2016. The one. The only. The Donald. Stay tuned to my thoughts and musings here and on my various social media channels. And remember, Orange Is The New Barack.