Where Is The Pumpkin Capital Of The World? / by Elizabeth Zabell

You may have seen me featured on websites recently such as MashableAOL and Latin Times. I'm gaining in popularity and will soon become the ruler of these United States. Trump Forever!

Did you know that the pumpkin capital of the world is Morton, Illinois? I didn't and frankly I don't give a damn. The only capital I care about is the one in Washington D.C. You'll be seeing me there in 2016. 

I expect to get even bigger and full of more hot air, so stay tuned for more #Yuge Trumpkin shenanigans.