Welcome to Trumpkin Facts my dear friends! Today's Trumpkin fact is a very important one to my lineage.
Did you know that pumpkins are related to cucumbers and watermelons? I bet you didn't! Now that you are armed with this tasty tidbit, it shouldn't surprise you that pumpkins are 90% water. Trumpkins, though are 90% hot air (and 10% orange glow).
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