Howdy Trumpkin fans. I've been busy making America great again one day at a time. By surging in the polls for the GOP, I am showing all of the other candidates who is boss. And who is a better boss than me? Nobody.
I am hosting a Trumpkin Carving Contest. It's going on now through Halloween. Send me photos of your best Trumpkin and the winner gets a prize. The loser has to listen to Hillary Clinton's speeches on repeat for a day. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to my loyal Trumpkin supporters. You can post the pictures on my Twitter page @Donald_Trumpkin. Questions? Leave them in the comments or on Twitter.
May the best Trumpkin win! Like I will.